Don’t forget a box of those Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches, I’m tired of oatmeal for breakfast.
Is she hot? /j
hey uhh if youre like still there could you get me uhhhh you know what nevermind
17 containers of animal crackers
You never know when youll run out
Something “Kirkland”. Doesn’t matter what. That shit’s good quality.
Can you get me one of those fresh slabs of salmon? Thanks
Spicy Jamaican beef patties plz
Food court chicken bake
Chicken bake is so underrated. Like a whole meal for 4 dollars.
Oh oh oh, do they still have pork bellies on sale? We need one for making some chasu. I promise I’ll share.
One universal healthcare, and a take and bake chicken alfredo would be nice.
Can you grab me one of the frozen bags of raspberries please? I need them for my breakfast and I’m just about to run out.
Olive oil, tahini, and a shit-ton of chickpeas.
And yes, I am craving hummus.
This is Costco, “shit ton” is the default quantity :)
Grab me a hot doge pls.
Sure, that’ll be one fifty
Do you accept digital pudu images as payment?
I didn’t know what that was, so I searched… and I have been awwing at my screen for the last 20 minutes.
Thank you, kind stranger, for this gift.
:3
How about one of those packs of turkey wraps - I’ll split it with ya, my treat! Let me know how much I owe ya.
Find the saddest looking sample lady, have a nice conversation with her about whatever weird thing she’s sampling, and grab me one.
…I bet it’s going to be some weird cream cheese dip.
It was instant coffee, actually. And it was genuinely good - I’ve never liked an instant coffee before. I had three (gotta love the infinite free samples policy), then I made sure to get her to show me the proportions she used so I can recreate it at home.








