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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 4 months ago

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    Firemen hate pedophiles

    Teachers hate pedophiles

    Doctors hate pedophiles

    Lawyers hate pedophiles

    Liberals hate pedophiles

    Conservatives hate pedophiles

    Independents hate pedophiles

    Where’s the fucking list Donny? Give us the list you fat orange fuck. We know you’re on it, and so do you. How did you think this was going to pan-out, dumbass?

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    Video game content creators hate reading ( especially controls ).

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    There are plenty of times I’ll watch someone play a game and then get confused about how to do something in it because they either don’t look at the controls in settings or breeze past it or don’t read what a quest entails. They just play on in a braindead like trance and get confused and angry as to why the game that gives you everything you need to know doesn’t tell them something vital like a certain control they need.

  • 🍉🌻reStudy 🚀:neocat_laptop_owo:@infosec.exchange
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    deleted by creator

  • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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    Nvidia hates Wayland. :(

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    I know q-tips aren’t safe or whatever but man it feels too good to stop.

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    Elementary teachers hate full moons.

  • BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online
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    I dunno, geologists kinda love everything.

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      What about buried oil tanks?

    • stelelor@lemmy.ca
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      Will this blue obsidian crystal amplify my positive energy?

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        Ok, good point, I don’t love the crystals people.

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      But then again, we love things most people hate. Like earthquakes and vulcanos. Absolutly amazing stuff for me as a geologist but damn very much uncool for kind of everone else :D

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    EMS hate motorcycles and decorative throw rugs.

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      And post-shit stand ups.

      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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        Potty humour?

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          Aneurisms

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      Why do they hate the decorative throw rugs?

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        Slip and fall danger.

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          Fell on a throw rug yesterday

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            The rug threw you. That’s why they’re called that!

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          Some real TIL gems in this thread.

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          I know 2 people that both had an accident this way. One tore off a tendon around the knee, the other fractured their hand from trying to cushion their fall. And I don’t know that many people.

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            Yeah, people don’t realize you can add non-slip materials to the bottom to minimize the risk.

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              Ugh, if only that worked for longer than like a month.

              Eventually all these materials you can throw under throw rugs to make them stickier end up failing. Catastrophically.

              Make sure to get a throw rug that has the non-slip feature sewn in. Make sure it’s nice and heavy too and never put it in the dryer (it’ll ruin the non-slip part). You should probably air dry throw rugs anyway, actually 🤷

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        Get receive rugs instead, got it

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      and those huge mirrors thar you just leaning against the wall

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      Do the floor rugs trip people?

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      Agree on the rugs but motorcycles are more of a “I hate people” thing. I’m an EMT that dailies a bike and tons of my coworkers ride too

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      and anything vaugly shaped like a butt plug but is not a butt plug.

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        Also, actual butt plugs. Yes, they can and they will slip inside to the point you can’t get them out.

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        Not with that attitude

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        Reminded me of this post: https://lemmy.world/post/34770628

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    Cell biologists hate contaminants.

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    Accounting:

    Intuit products. They mislead people into thinking they are saving money by not paying an accountant or taking a class or two at the community college.

    Depending on the situation, it can result in heavy fines and fees when the books or tax returns need to be corrected.

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    And palaeoecologists hate people that borrow our lab, leave shit everywhere, and try to take it over. For FUCKS SAKE.

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    Most, if not all, professions in the domain of knowledge creation hate AI.

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    Game developers hate players. They keep breaking our beautiful games and optimizing the fun out of them!

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      They keep breaking our beautiful games and optimizing the fun out of them!

      players speedrunners

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      If your players are breaking your game, try to make a mechanic out of the emergent behaviour

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    Everyone hate quacks.

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    Proctologists hate deodarant cans

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