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- historymemes@lemmy.world




Wolf Milk Rocks!

It may have lactated beer or Jagermeister. We don’t know.
Explanation: The legendary founders of the city of Rome, Romulus and Remus, supposedly were suckled by a wolf. A great story beginning with a tall glass of wolf milk!
(alternatively, ‘lupa’, ‘she-wolf’, was Latin slang for a prostitute - something the Romans themselves speculated may have been the true meaning of the story)
I still can’t believe
The stupid , undignified expression on her face
“BRUH WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF WOLF PUPS DID I HAVE”
The CIVILISED kind! Never mind one murdering the other.
Just starting a long Roman tradition of aggressive self-defence 🙏
Well, it’s not a glass of milk now is it?