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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Unbelievable luck!

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Unbelievable luck!

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • ji17br@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    I once got 5/12 double eggs in a normal ass carton. Still my greatest achievement.

    • pseudonym@monyet.cc
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      Why are you getting eggs in your ass carton?

  • Damage@feddit.it
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    TIL those can be selected

  • BrightHalo@lemmy.world
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    This person should buy a lottery ticket!

    • TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world
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      Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.

      1st one, won a dollar. Cool.

      2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!

      3rd one, won a dollar. ???

      4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

      Read the ticket name. “Always win a dollar”

    • Nougat@fedia.io
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      But only one that is printed on the outside whether it’s a winner or a loser, and what prize it is.

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