I was hoping the headline was about lobsters. Back in December 2025 there was a news story of $400k of live lobsters stolen in mid-shipment. I was hoping to hear of something from that heist.

The early development years of motorcycles were “oil loss” type engines. Meaning riders wore dedicated coveralls for protection from sputtering oil; and general road debris, weather, etc.

Track & field long jump sand pits dont exceed 10 meters. Can a draw bridge distance expert chime in here?

Every time I see rough seas clips like these I can’t help but think of that scene in Futurama when Bender had to turn on his gimbal mode (or whatever he called it). It was cool how they drew\animated this…

Similar office vibes…

That Michigan glove is right exactly where it needs to be.

From The Drew Crew Show episode “Bananas”…
“I’m not crazy, doc! Go ahead and breakout the inkblots. Just gonna let you know that they’re all going to be vaginas.”

Avocados! Hass avocado! Whichever is available in-store. Here in the US it is Superbowl time and it’s at its all-year lowest price at 50 cent to 69 cents each; normally $1.50+ each, but never below $1.00. I’m not really a football fan, so I’m just reaping the spoils of war.

We’re going to need a accompanying cheese board then.

And it’s for sale… https://www.amazon.com/XIBANY-Aperitif-Creative-Charcuterie-Bachelorette/dp/B0CSCR6D7G

For those who seek solutions for their small business.

For sole entrepreneurs that wotk it at home, parking is limited; damn lucky if I’ve ever even seen a plaza.

📺 : “…Newly released cellphone video shows ICE degloved the protestor, the unarmed finger then tries to flee, but was fired upon, and fatally crashes their vehicle… We’ll warn you, the video is graphic…”

And another knee injury just a few days ago. News said she was airlifted out during a practice. Wants still to go to opening ceremonies.

Meanwhile, this critter just basking, wild, unaware of our gregorian calendarical follies.

Street Fighter 𝐈𝐈 turbo fan edition

…And then it was two. 💀

I never adjust the clocks in my house for daylight savings time. I just save up all the hours so I can use it later on down when I really need it.

CAT: I smell nip. You got the nip, homie?? Imma third-party independent halper. We need to unionize! C’mon, we’ll split the cash tips 61 \ 40. This is all a fire hazard, bro – start opening those boxes labeled PETSMART. You do know I work for corporate. Why won’t u luv me?!

A “beware of freight pirates in area” would have been better. But if subtlety is their game then maybe this…

I bet the in-between acts stagehand guy that wipes down mics has an incredible built-up immune system.

The next day…
😇: Hey thanks for babysitting the kids last night. Little Bobby says he picked up some new dance moves you showed him. That sounded like it was really fun!
😯: Oh, wow. What did he show you?
😇: …