• _lilith@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    “Your nose is your cutest feature, that’s why I chose it” is the correct response

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        15 days ago

        Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.

        (this one is so stupid and obviously inappropriate that I laugh each time I imagine someone saying it)

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          15 days ago

          Imagine answering the plastic surgery question with “The left side? Did you get burnt badly or something? It looks kind of wonky.”