OP is a modern Fagin
you can’t just call people by that slur
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if you happen to find yourself in a similar situation where you’re the sugar daddy for a murder of crows, get them some nice peanuts and sunflower seeds instead! bread isn’t good for birds!
Ehh. You’re more of a fence than a sugar daddy. You move stolen loot for a cut.
Also, one assumes you’re not fucking them.
Bold to assume
Brand new sentence
Seed me daddy! I don’t want bread.
OwO
Username does not check out. My crow friends love meatballs.
You don’t want to be bread?
Oh well…
Sad. Anyway, here’s an inbread cat.
Bread crumbs is all I have rn
Bird furries tend to use OvO instead because the v looks like a beak owo
Learn something new everyday.
Murder-daddy
Bread should not be fed to birds.
Sauce: https://www.birdsandblooms.com/birding/attracting-birds/feeding-birds/can-birds-eat-bread/
What about Ezekiel bread? (Made from legumes, not grains)
Yesh. Ezekiel bread is okay. Good catch.
This tracks for $20 for bread. That shits except expensive! 😭
I kinda wish all the stray/feral cats I’ve befriended would start coughing up some cash once in awhile instead of dead mice and hairballs for me.
You can eat mice. Cash is captualism’s leash. Live the stray life.
You lack gratitude.
And money!
the cats lack humanity
And they wouldn’t have it any other way!
You lack felinity.
This is the worst comic book villain origin story ever
Give them bird seed instead
Buy them some unsalted peanuts or walnuts. They will worship you as the god you are.
They also like boiled eggs… …source - our local crows at the park
Florida man arrested after training crows to steal the declaration of independence for him.
problamy
That’s just one distribution method of the mint. They find dollars go through more hands on average if they are given to crows by this man’s lake. He should not feel guilty for stimulating my economy.
a lot of people have trained crows to steal money for them… it’s very illegal….
probably not getting cash from restaurant tables.:.
people have also trained ferrets to steal jewelry and used them as burglars….For some reason i read ‘cows’ instead of ‘crows’
It’s not “training crows to steal money”, it’s introducing crows to capitalism
for the crows it’s a gift-based society, not capitalism
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brb, checking local laws on “training animals to do crime”
this is why ferrets are illegal in California
Bummer. What about having a Florida Man?
well then he’d become a california man
I wanna believe that to be true and can’t be bothered to look it up. So, I now know why ferrets are illegal in California!
I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations?
Raccoons have opposable thumbs and thief masks, definitely S tier lockpicker race
I think so too, but how are their teaching skills? I want to cause a multi-generational problem of raccoons robbing vending machines.
yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypseAlas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho
Feed crows, do crimes.
it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…
Yeah but you’re only supposed to do 1 crime at a time
did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony?
A black bear in the Adirondacks (her name was Yellow-Yellow) learned and is believed to have taught her cubs how to open BearVault canisters. she was shot in 2012 but Adirondack bears continue chewing through canisters…
Ferret; they have little “hands” (I think)
I want my own money
stealingfinding murder of crows.Op discovers they are a druid
Murder for hire
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