I feel seen.
Hey, I just bought a cool old piece of tech, and it needs a cable with that old fat USB connection they used to have. I dug in my box of old cable and found several, of different lengths.
I also keep a box of old AC adaptors, and when I get some old electro-box thingy, I can almost always find an adapter for it.
Everybody makes fun of the tech hoarder, until he saves the day. Then they go back to making fun of him again.
You can get USB cables that output selectable voltages from about 1v-20v to a barrel jack. I just make sure the power requirements are labeled on the device and get rid of the bulky wall adapter. I have to keep a few weirdos like the N64 power supply, but I was able to free up a significant parcel of closet space.
So you are saying that there are USB cables that can replace an AC adaptor? So I can run an older unit off my computer using a special USB cable? Or in my car?
This is interesting, I’ll have to look into this.
I’m also wondering if there is a way to replace the power supply within a gadget, to convert it from say, 2 AA batteries, to being rechargeable with USB. Could you collect the little rechargeable “beans” from old headsets and such, string them together, and wire them in? Or maybe hook up a small portable rechargeable phone bank. Is it possible to wire in something like that?
In case it isn’t apparent, I know nothing about electronics.
I am not sure what you mean by beans. But I have shoved some alligator clips into a battery compartment in a pinch. Two AA batteries in series are 3v so that is the voltage you would supply for that. Doesn’t come up much because I have quite a few rechargeable batteries around. I did recently find my old Tamagotchi and have been considering putting it on display somewhere after Frankensteining a power supply for it.
By beans, I mean those little batteries that you find when you dismantle old headphones and such. They don’t look like batteries, just little blobs.
I am wondering if you are talking about capacitors. Like this?
No, not those. I’ve taken apart small electronics like headphones, and found what I thought were the “batteries,” but maybe they weren’t. I can’t find any photos of what I am thinking of.
I can only conclude that I don’t have a clue what I am talking about. Please ignore.
I am saying that. Just checked one that I have and it appears to be capable of supplying up to 60w. Give it a try before getting rid of any official adapter. Make sure the polarity is correct (most things besides music gear are centre positive).
Just like the box of screws my great grand father passed down to my grand father, then to my father and finally to me. This multigenerational collection of screws from goodness knows where will keep growing until I bestow it on the heir to my estate.
At this point you cannot even get rid of it because it’s an heirloom
If I did, I guarantee every item in my life held together with screws will work its way loose out of spite, and that’s not a risk I’m willing to take
I got a cookie tin of washers, handed down from my father-in-law. I have dug into it often. I’ve added a lot to it, too.
I’ve showed it to my son, and told him that this is his family legacy. He’s not impressed. I don’t think he’s taking this seriously…
The solution is simple. Get rid of the son, you can always try for a better one later, or adopt one.
One day he will require the cookie tin, and then he will understand.
Exactly, that’s how it happens. He will realize that only the perfect washer will save him, and will remember the tin.
He will open it, and start trying different ones until one fits perfectly, but it’s a little oxidized. He digs a bit more, and finds a pretty shiny one! PERFECT!
This is a revelation! Suddenly, he totally understands what his old man was always talking about. The generational wisdom of the family has been successfully passed to the next generation. He looks to the heavens and says “I get it Dad.”
And from the next room, I call out “Hey, what’s going on? Need a washer for anything?”
And he says, “No, Dad, I got it.”
Kid successfully raised.
I think it’s fair that this is posted annually, but I don’t like that it is.
Laugh all you want, but the week after I recycled the mini USB cable I had never used we were gifted a baby monitor that, of fucking course, needed a mini USB.
Yep. One of mine uses mini. I have a second one, same brand, that uses something completely different. Annoying.
I fucking despise mini USB
We are all Man on this blessed day.
I’ll keep my growing box of crap I’ll never use forever and ever… ya never know, I might need that old DB9 cable for something…
Literally needed a DB9 cable the other month, I had actually moved it from my standard cable bins to the vintage cable box that I was going to drop off at the e-waste facility. This was the second cable I’ve had to rescue from that box. I am now just keeping that box.
Emotional support cables
I felt so called out by this that I just threw away a box of cables. Thank you for giving me the push I needed to wait hold on I think I still need those USB-A cables for that old printer I’ve got in storage so I should dig those out of the trash real quick
2002? Pfft, amateur (and I moved mine across an ocean!)
Do not lose hope brethren, and stay the course! I had critical need of a random audio cable I’d had for over 10 years just a few months ago. It is worth it! Your times will come! Keep the faith!
2002? Those are rookie numbers.
My old man has been hoarding cables since he moved to Canada in 1987. He recently got the chance to use an old SCSI cable. He looked like he was 24 again.
The best porn was ASCII porn.
No joke. I did keep the cables and some became useful again!
Who knows when he might need a cable? Surely, he might need one this year.
I’m in this article and feel personally attacked!
