At my office, we’ve been trying every varietal that Oreo has released and we’ve been tracking our thoughts on them in a spreadsheet. Tbh, there’s been some pretty vile ones, like the Coca-Cola Oreos and the Sour Patch Kids Oreos, but every now and again they do actually drop a banger like the Blueberry Pie Oreos.
I find that the freaky Oreo varieties taste great with the first one, but the more you eat the weirder they seem, until by the end of the bag they’re certified nightmare fuel. The Apple Pie a la Mode variety is exactly like this. TBF sometimes I eat the entire bag in 10 minutes, so that might be part of the problem.
Apple Pie especially was bad for this, the first one was like “wow they nailed that!” and then 2-24 were like “what the fuck is this now”
Its the same with the special edition Pop-Tarts. The first Eggo or Apple Jacks bite is amazing! Then you get halfway through the box, and you start tasting an artificial chemical after-taste. By the end, you’re trying to offload the last toxic tart on to an unsuspecting coworker…
As boring as it may seem, this is what our data shows as well. The average varietal is worse than a standard oreo, often because you start to get sick of the flavor. Meanwhile, the current highest rated Oreo is the Oreo Loaded, which I can best describe as an Oreo flavored Oreo. turns out classic Oreo is just hard to beat.
I tried the swedish fish Oreo once and can accurately say they are an offense to God and man.
Lemon thin Oreos are bussin
Coke Oreos were best Oreos. I also loved Oreo Coke.
I like gumming coke mixed with Oreo crumble
And they say WFH increases productivity.
Lemon Oreos are dangerously good.
!What do Selena Gomez-flavored Oreos even taste like?
Cinnamon
Why do I feel that that’s somehow both wrong and boring?
Cinnamon hot chocolate is a very common thing in Mexico. I drank a lot of Ibarra as a kid.
Mexico has some good hot chocolate, and that seems odd to me, but I guess its not different then here in Canada we have good ice cream.
Chocolate literally originates in Mexico so it shouldnt be a surprise
Seems like most good food comes from Mexico
it creates the chocolate cinnamon flavor popular in mexico
It is popular in all places that have good taste, Still don’t see why they need to put a celebs name on it.
Marketing
Appeal to authority/celebrity still works I guess
Possibly unpopular opinion but I like them. The boxes are only half cinnamon, the other half is regular.
If they came all cinnamon - it would too much
Oh cinnamon is great, no need to paste a face on it
Horchata
Pork?
That would be the Filipino Oreo
Hey are there any straight guys here, who can answer, does this lady look compelling? Her eyes look like she needs an epi-pen 5 minutes ago, her grimacing-smile looks like someone is holding Natalie Portman hostage, and those photoshopped hands look like she’s being operated by Jim Henson. I don’t get how we like this now.
Ehhh… the makeup is significantly overdone for my personal tastes, but she’s not unattractive by any means. I think you’re being quite a bit too harsh on her smile. But it is a bit of an awkward picture generally, and it also isn’t one that’s really trying to present her as being as attractive possible. She had probably just been stuck doing the shoot for long enough for everything to start to feel forced and unnatural
Same thoughts here
She looks off putting. I dont really care either way, but I think thats what the other poster is saying. Like she seems tired or annoyed, upset in someway.
I mean, maybe she is. I probably would be if I was trying to market me-branded oreos, at least until I looked at my bank account
Ah well, at least they are vegan. Could be worse.
At least some of it is probably related to her medical condition and the treatment she’s received for it. Gomez has lupus.
Delicious! They taste like chocolate cinnamon rolls.
In Japan, they just give up and throw everything at the wall.
It is Selena Gomez flavored Oreos.
Poor girl. She must have been struggling with the worst case of type II diabetes anyone’s ever had.
My first thought
i wish people would only take dark mode screenshots of Twitter. Or just provide the text.
The peanut butter ones are fantastic.
There’s gotta be a better place for this comment. Right now, it’s below the Gwenyth Paltrow vagina flavored oreo.
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Go away clanker
“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”
We done made the good cookie that everybody like, and now we get to go home!
Oh Brennan…sure going to miss that guy.
At least now I’ll be able to outfit my current American Girl dolls with some proper shoes instead of the current garbage out there.
I didn’t know which ones were real, so here’s the list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oreo_varieties
It looks like it might be an incomplete list, sakura oreos weren’t mentioned and I’m pretty sure the funeral cookies were real too.
https://www.tastingtable.com/1847560/best-discontinued-oreo-flavors/
???
I thought they were a joke and made up???
They’re real??? Android Oreo is real???
I know I’m trying to boycot the US, but I did try them and they’re way better than regular Oreos.
They have both chocolate and vanilla, and they have cinnamon. They’re sweeter too.
I want a Gwyneth Paltrow vagina flavored Oreo.
I’m thinking you probably don’t
You don’t know me I have like fifty vagandles.
It sounds way too goopy tbh
…you say that like it’s a bad thing.
“Oooo what flavor are these Oreos?”
“Rainbow…”
“Ooohhhh yum gimme”
“…trout.”
Username checks out 🤢
Would the taste testers be able to compare it to the real thing?
Where we are, these things are stupidly expensive. Almost twice the cost of normal oreos. Is there something there you see something no there’s nothing
Is this some kind of bathwater thing again?
It’s like the vagina candle thing. These taste just like salena gomez
Wholesome
