Or if your cat hates you:
- “What’s New Pussycat?” – Tom Jones
- “What’s New Pussycat?” – Tom Jones
- “What’s New Pussycat?” – Tom Jones
- “What’s New Pussycat?” – Tom Jones
- “What’s New Pussycat?” – Tom Jones
Or if your cat hates you:
Well I was going to make a well thought out reply but the weird American view point of living with literal government theft just left me a bit dead inside and needed the laugh.
The police work for UPS/Fedex/DHL? News to me. I think you are confusing civil asset forfeiture to corporate corruption (not saying that they are not both bad and happening).
Yeah, Grandmothers sending cash for birthdays was where my mind was going.
What debts are you talking about? Do you think that these people owed money?
Your response seems to be “why don’t people use the government backed service” and not “wholy shit I live in a Kleptocracy”
It seems to be a combination of victim blaming (thier fault for not shipping with USPS) and the normalization of tyranny (if the states ever wanted to water that liberty tree now would be a good time).
That’s your takeaway from this story?!
Oh, new combos all over!
“Nozzle Goblin”
Yeah it only works if everyone shoots at the police.
Ah, yes. Thank you for reiterating my point by using instead of sarcasm the always very funny false accusation method.
Yeah, we live in wild times. Remember when the largest computer outage was caused by that software attack?
Oh wait that was the program meant to protect from attacks.
Oh those damn Conservatives, such things would never happen under the rule of the Labour Party.
Right?
I think I would unironically like this. I mean Bourbon is OK, but its not the mash up of chicken and burning promised above.
Maybe the cop should have waited for the investigation to finish before making a fool of themselves by jumping to the conclusion of what this was not.
“Lynching-lite”? “I can’t believe this is not a lynching”? “Lynching adjacent”?
What are we going with for the new term?
And driving said car over a cliff.
Urgh, just like Old Boy.
Glad someone gets the reference. Also did that at my store once, it is way worse then you would think.