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Looks like a big fat penis
Florida has always been the most penis-shaped state tho imo. America’s wang, if you will.
I always thought it looked like some sort of gnome.
That is a long Pan pointed at a Virginia
They should make a national treasure movie about this
The Quest for the Golden Tendie
I used to live in that guy’s pants.
Chef’s hat:
Canada: UMMM EXCUSE ME?
How could Canada complain about anything when they’re clearly underwater?
That’s the bucket of water the front of house manager is dumping on him from the roof when he walks outside for a smoke break.
PanFucky
Having lived in Memphis, TN (the Western most point of the"pan"), I always wondered why i sometimes woke up with the taste of chef dick in my mouth.
Doing too much. All you have to do is find the chicken leg shape near the midwest.
i KNEW pansexual meant what i thought it meant!
And the chef’s name is Mimal, for Minnesota Iowa Missouri Arkansas Louisiana.
Amazing
Why did he deep fry his cock?
“Pan”-is
Texas is a toilet bowl that drains into Gulf of America
Oklahoma is his mondo dumpy rumpy takin a poo
hmmm… Kansas is also a shirt for “actual American sized person”
