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minus-squaremadcaesar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·2 months agoNow do the part where David or some dickhead brings 100 cut off foreskins as a trophy or something. The Bible is filled with shit I’d never let near my child.
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 months agoKing Saul wanted 100 Philistine foreskins before he’d let David marry his daughter. He didn’t think David would be able to do it and didn’t like him. David, ever the overachiever, brought him 200 foreskins.
minus-squareButteryMonkey@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoWhat a weird book. It’s not even good fantasy.
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoWith a collection like that, Saul could task the royal leatherworker to make him a coin purse that turned into a suitcase when you rub it. 🤷🏼♂️
Now do the part where David or some dickhead brings 100 cut off foreskins as a trophy or something.
The Bible is filled with shit I’d never let near my child.
King Saul wanted 100 Philistine foreskins before he’d let David marry his daughter. He didn’t think David would be able to do it and didn’t like him. David, ever the overachiever, brought him 200 foreskins.
What a weird book. It’s not even good fantasy.
With a collection like that, Saul could task the royal leatherworker to make him a coin purse that turned into a suitcase when you rub it. 🤷🏼♂️