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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago

Best part of waking up

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Best part of waking up

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago
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    I spat out my coffee.

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      Why? What’s wrong? What happened? What’s going on?

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        Because. Nothing. You were hilarious. Made more coffee.

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          Right… I’ll be watching you.

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            I look forward to an enchanting Voyvembeur.

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