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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months ago

Blue. Of course.

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Blue. Of course.

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months ago
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    Science is green, sometimes yellow but never blue. Blue is for history and social studies. Red is for math. Purple is language arts.

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        Perhaps you’re just not able to grasp the pattern. Maybe you should pop some Tylenol.

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          My Star Trek ass outright refuses to label science any color other than blue. I follow Uniform Regulations, dammit.

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            Science outfits and lighting are blue. We are discussing binders.

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              Science outfits … are blue.

              I feel this hard to agree to.

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            It’s a trap!

            (But I approve whole-heartedly!)

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      Physics is blue though!

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