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Aside from blowing out his back with the carrot, he’s also blowing out his back carrying that conversation.
Frickin’ vegans…
If you love vegetables so much why don’t you marry them!?
…one step ahead of you buddy. We’re pregnant!
And then. The immediate follow up message.
hey could you come pick me up I need to go to the hospital
PSA: object must have a flange, or else you risk this dishonour.





