It’s one brain cell firing and reacting to a residual signal from the initial fire. The only thing that keeps it going is its own stupidity.

Trusting scientists has absolutely nothing to do with kings at all…

The last words he heard were “God works in mysterious ways, bitch.”

We all start development as deuterostomes, meaning we all start off as just an asshole and grow from there, Trump’s biological development never progressed. He’s just an asshole.

“It was a normal Tuesday afternoon until I violated the toaster, nothing was ever the same again.”

“Ok, so, yeah… We know that Trump did all these horrible things to children, but we can’t charge a sitting president because of a memo written by another corrupt Republican administration. Sorry our hands are tied! Oh we can’t impeach him either because… because fuck you that’s why. Sorry not sorry! Vote R in the midterms though! Communism! Be afraid!”

What an incredibly uncomfortable sculpture lol

Jesus looks super rapey and Kirk looks like he wants no part of what’s happening.

Sorry Kirk, but as a religious person I’m sure you know the Lord is inside of you whether you want him or not.

The Trump Administration: Fuck you America. Eat shit and worship me.

Politics are just a different version of adult highschool drama… It’s so fucking aggravating.

There’s no win.

She say nothing/something muted: She’s so disrespectful! She couldn’t even muster up one nice thing to say about a public servant!

She says something: She’s so disgusting! He was a war criminal and an absolute piece of shit cancer on society. (facts.)

Obviously it’s not the same person saying both these things, but a potential support loss is always a calculation you need to have when saying literally anything.

Two centrists win races for governor: crickets

One socialist wins a mayorship: “OMG! THE DEMOCRATS ARE ALL COMMUNISTS!!!”

…

This is pretty much what I do with every “upper level” comment I write. It’s almost never directed at OP, it’s meant for anyone reading it.

“They’re not rocks Marie!!”

…ok, maybe some of them are, but they’re really cool!

Unfortunately this is what I see happening too. The Republicans are perfectly fine saying “fuck you” until the end of time, but Democrats know they will eventually have to give up. :(

Try to tell me this fuck isn’t intending on staying past 2028. :/

I thought we didn’t understand gravity enough to prove it is quantum though? I think their results are based on the assumption that quantum gravity is the final explanation

We’re the dumbest most brain dead population on the fucking planet.

“Drugs” are the new “weapons of mass destruction.”

You know, the ones that absofuckinglutly weren’t there and got us into a never ending war. The same kind of never ending war the dumb fuck MAGAs said they were voting for Trump to keep us out of…

“We’re not losing them to the competition. We’re losing them to grocery and food at home.”

… You’re losing us because of greed.

MAGA would gleefully watch the US military demolish NYC since they see it as all liberals, and yet they’re being conditioned to care so much about whether a socialist runs the city.

God forbid he is allowed to prove it can work.

I can guaranfuckingtee we’re going to be treating NYC like Cuba if he wins. There’s no way in hell the US simply allows Mamdani to prove his plans can work. :(

Journalistic integrity

“So just to get this straight, you’re saying you have downloaded 152 … zettabytes … of porn for your own personal use?”