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arrow-up1110arrow-down1imagePrivate charterlemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to WTF@lemmy.wtf · 3 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up15·3 months ago“Attention passengers, your flight will last approximately 45 hours from LA to NYC. Thank you for using Asphalt Airlines.”
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months ago“We have reached out cruising altitude if 6.5 feet, please feel free to unbuckle and move about the cabin if we’re still in New Hampshire”
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months ago“This is a non-meal flight. We will come around with beverages & peanuts every 8 hours. Please enjoy the in-flight 12 part documentary on the origins & life of the Tsetse Fly.”
“Attention passengers, your flight will last approximately 45 hours from LA to NYC. Thank you for using Asphalt Airlines.”
“We have reached out cruising altitude if 6.5 feet, please feel free to unbuckle and move about the cabin if we’re still in New Hampshire”
“This is a non-meal flight. We will come around with beverages & peanuts every 8 hours. Please enjoy the in-flight 12 part documentary on the origins & life of the Tsetse Fly.”