This sums her up - her life is costumes & cosplay! She’s a professional LARPer who lacks substance.

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      It actually didnt look terrible on the model but she styled it well. Black tights with black shoes. Sarah always misses the mark and makes everything look terrible. And that has nothing to do with her body. Just her bad taste and general aura

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      Looks like pipe cleaners and Pom poms her kid did as a kindie craft when asked what her mom looks like

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        OK so who’s taking the blurry ass photos and that shape wear is working over time on her side. She’s spilling out of it.

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        Who the fuck is that?

        Is that supposed to be her? Like frr?

        She looks like an avatar for those iPhone “dress up games”.

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    God she is INSUFFERABLE. Angela Lansbury she is not lol. Also not looking like her Instagram filtered face here eh.

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      I know Lauren was intentionally fashionable when she was on traitors - it made sense, she’s a model and typically dresses for outings. Birdshit is not a fashion influencer and looks like a desperate 40 year old mom trying to stay trendy by shopping at youthful stores and needing to show skin. Why is she dressed like this for the round table?! Who is she trying to be?! We get to see which fake ass personality she brought to the show in just 2 days! 😈 I can’t wait!

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      We see her on Trators in full makeup, with lashes on, and she has gallons of Botox and filler in her face. YET somehow, on Traitors Canada Thebirdspapaya (Sarah Nicole Landy), looks more like her authentic self than the filtered and photoshopped face she presents on Instagram. BS, she doesn’t filter or edit her photos and videos. She’s a joke.

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        Her eyes were far apart in her high school yearbook photo. Maybe her eyes are naturally far apart before she filters them.

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        Peep her 5 min make up reel from today she 100% turned down the filter so that her eyes are further apart. How sad that she dances like a little puppet after reading her snark. Sh sure is (not) loving the dream!

        Typical bird shit stuff she’s showing a more “real” face before she’s on Traitors for all to see. She’s disgusting!

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    How ‘bout them insanely high brow arches 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Can someone use this for the instagram vs. reality 😂

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      Why does her nose look so much bigger in this fan photo than it normally looks on her social media? Her nose looks bigger than normal in the edited image and the IRL image. Gosh, has TheBirdsPapaya been filtering her nose from a larger hook nose into an upturned button nose? Has Sarah Nicole Landry been editing her face and nose from day one? Could Sarah be introducing her unfiltered face? Does Sarah think her followers will not notice how totally different she looks? Has she had enough fillers and treatments to look like the filtered version of her face? Is this all because we will see Sarah’s real face on Traitors Canada?

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    Oh look, it’s the queen of “self-love”—brought to you by FaceTune, Ozempic, and a total lack of self-awareness. #AuthenticitySoldSeparately

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    Instagram versus reality. On the left side, Sarah Nicole Landry from her stories today. She’s yapping about the Traitors Canada premiere. On the right side, Sarah Nicole Landry screenshot from the Traitors commercial. Note: Sarah Nicole Landry is known as “TheBirdsPapaya” a Canadian body-positive influencer whose claim to fame is that she doesn’t use filters, filler or Photoshop. I think she may have lied. The left-side image certainly looks filtered. It’s not lenses, angles, filters or makeup. It’s a filter. Sarah uses the same filter Mikayla Nogueira uses.

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      Her filters are so obvious. I think her facial treatments or surgeries are obvious when you look back at old photos of her. Weight loss doesn’t change our eyebrows or eyelids or lip size… Compare The Birds Papaya’s brow eye position in real life before and after she had the money. “Poor” Sarah’s images versus her Traitors Canada video. I wonder if it’s Botox or if she had an eyelift.

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            It is! I know people that do it. Botox brow lift. I am almost certain she has it. I have botox but my eyebrows are already very lifted so I tell them to avoid the area. So I have eyebrow movement but no forehead movement. She has zero eyebrow movement.

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            I get a pretty decent brow lift with my Botox. I get about 40 units spread across my forehead - frontalis, glabella etc. but nowhere near the unnatural lift Birdshit seems to have. She’s fucked

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              Decent brow lift from Botox is a real thing. Just FYI, mine looks pretty dramatic. It depends on the strength of the muscles and the face shape. Since my eyes are naturally droopy (think: Eeyore) the effect looks noticeably different.

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          I’m willing to bet my life that she doesn’t actually suffer from “migraines” Sincerely, a lifelong chronic intractable migraine sufferer

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            I agree with you and think that trip to the hospital on her daughter’s birthday was a big performance and attention-seeking behaviour.

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    These fucking sunglasses. Why does she wear them like a headband around the house? Like can’t even take them off to put this trashy sweater on? I would like to burn them along with this sweater.

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    The pump the jam EVERY morning!! I don’t even live there and I’m annoyed. We are watching mental illness on full display here.