This is exactly what’s going to happen, but over the span of a year or two.
If you love something, let it go.
That’s what the umbilical cord is for. It’s nature’s leash!
If you don’t do a sick yo-yo trick with your newborn when it’s born it’s considered a bad omen
I used to sneak out of my mothers belly at night when she was pregnant, I thought, hey, best start comitting crimes I still have no fingerprints.
I think fingerprints form at the same time as fingers, but I could be wrong. What matters is you never got caught
Unborn babies aren’t known for their knowledge of fingerprints and forensic techniques.
When my son was a newborn I had a neighbor who would always try and touch him, her hands always looked dirty.
Used to get an intrusive thought, more than a few times, she was gonna steal my baby and punt him across the parking lot like a football.
Hormones are wild
