Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 2 months ago[JakeyBoi] No Rolls Herelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1575arrow-down111
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minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoI mean, my partner of 15 years started as a fling who accidentally lit himself on fire trying to do a party trick before I decided to sleep with him.
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoFix what? He’s always been great, haha.
minus-squareKairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoThe burns, did you fix the burns?
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThey weren’t too bad, and they were on his other hand, so they didn’t even get in the way later that night
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI’ll be saying that when we hit 69 years together
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I mean, my partner of 15 years started as a fling who accidentally lit himself on fire trying to do a party trick before I decided to sleep with him.
So, did you fix him?
Fix what? He’s always been great, haha.
The burns, did you fix the burns?
They weren’t too bad, and they were on his other hand, so they didn’t even get in the way later that night
Nice
I’ll be saying that when we hit 69 years together