Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said on Thursday that teenagers now have less sperm and testosterone than 65-year-old men.
  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    361·
    2 months ago

    Bro why are these freaks so obsessed with kids’ penises? It’s so fucking weird.

    (this is a rhetorical question)

  • phutatorius@lemmy.zipEnglish
    10·
    2 months ago

    The man is a crackpot and a con artist, so anything he says on this topic is less than worthless.

    Anyway, fascists are always obsessed with their stunted concepts of virility. Look at the racist concept that Black men are more sexual than white ones, or Alex Jones’s gay frogs rant.

    Here’s a real fact: there is a strong correlation between a man having higher percent body fat and lower sperm motility. And if you look at long-term trends relating to body fat percentage, they’re rising like mad in the US and at a slower rate in much of Europe. Some of that might be lifestyle issues such as longer working hours and higher stress, but there’s also some evidence that certain nearly ubiquitous chemicals act as hormone disruptors.

  • Akasazh@feddit.nlEnglish
    8·
    2 months ago

    Ok Bob, I’ll need you to successfully wank five times a day for a month.

    Then we’ll talk

  • Jhex@lemmy.worldEnglish
    29·
    2 months ago

    “Senile government official spews nonsense in press conference”

    … and the saddest part is that sentence is not specific enough, there are multiple options to choose from

        • Taleya@aussie.zoneEnglish
          4·
          2 months ago

          I’m pretty sure the worm in his brain is just driving his apple-shaped car in little circles around the empty cavern going weeeee!

          This is not a Fry situation

    • Heikki2@lemmy.worldEnglish
      15·
      2 months ago

      The entire conservative movement is about children’s genitals and tax breaks for the rich

    • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.onlineEnglish
      5·
      2 months ago

      While I am sure he would love it if he had made it mandatory to have all children in the country submit nude photographs of their children to him (for health and scientific research, of course… and they need a set taken on their birthdays from ages 1 to 17 from multiple angles and poses in order to make sure that they are developing correctly you see. No perv stuff!) The part where he said he could diagnose the kids was not when they were naked.

      Or maybe I didn’t hear the full quote, I don’t remember.

  • Rakonat@lemmy.worldEnglish
    8·
    2 months ago

    Doesn’t matter how this administration spins it, we aren’t going to condone them fucking teenage girls.

    • hotdogcharmer@lemmy.zipEnglish
      4·
      2 months ago

      Am I being dense here? I thought this was just medical info, not like… Anything weird or sexual (in a non-medical sense)?

      I’m not saying he’s correct, and I certainly loathe the brain-worm ridden freak, but saying it’s “not appropriate” for the Secretary of Health to know if something concerning is happening with sperm count seems a bit hyperbolic.

  • mhague@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9·
    2 months ago

    8 men who can’t get an erection without gender-affirming boner pills: Young boys have less virility the than 65yo men.

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.caEnglish
      13·
      2 months ago

      You’re partially misguided, he’s saying girls are ready to have babies younger than before but young boys aren’t up to the task so we need old men to do it.

      Also Trump started dancing when he said that girls are hitting puberty 6 years earlier than they used to which is an odd response.

      Still Epsteinish but not gay.