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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

I'm not sure what this means but I am afraid

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I'm not sure what this means but I am afraid

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • null@piefed.nullspace.lol
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    Mmm, baked pee

    • Houseman@lemmy.world
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      Hot pis pie like granny used to make.

  • toeblast96@sh.itjust.works
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    Theyre coming

  • Nindelofocho@lemmy.world
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    Evangelion ass oven lol

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      Why’d you have to remind me of that awful franchise?

    • AtariDump@lemmy.world
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      It’s an ass-oven?

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    Not to be that guy, but having had to repair ovens with these GE control boards on and off, what that display is saying (as the oven is on) is “PRE” for pre-heating.

    The updoot lover that created this image just photoshopped the E over the R. You can tell as the segments on both Es are exactly the same in brightness and intensity, which is highly improbable in simple digital electronics design used for these types of boards.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    It’s giving you instructions on how to baste your turkey

  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s Lemon party time!

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    deleted by creator

    • Triumph@fedia.io
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      Oven.

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        Looks like a Samsung oven too, which are prone to all kinds of errors and malfunctions.

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          Nah, that’s not Samsung, that’s generic GE/Whirlpool/whatever.

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            Maybe you’re right we have a Samsung oven but a GE microwave. I just know the buttons resemble one of them and that our oven started throwing error codes about a year after we got it.

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              Our low end construction grade oven was just like this one. When we finally had to replace it … same thing.

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      If so I feel left out that my printer doesn’t have an oven light.

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        Too small on app, didn’t zoom.

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    The pee drawer kid now has a pee oven

  • andrewta@lemmy.world
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    You stick your Johnson into the oven, start to piss on the racks then slam the door shut.

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    Just drink some pee and it’ll turn off. Glug glug here comes the pee pee train.

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    I have this exact model. It’s a marquee message. It’s the start of Peek-a-boo-urns.

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    This picture isn’t very clear, but I saw this similar coffee machine:

    (if you can’t read it, the display says “poo”)

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      With this, the prophecy is fulfilled

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    Type in poo to cancel it out

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      Fool! There can be no poo without pee!

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    What’s with the dim purple lighting? So ominous.

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      Who says this is in a kitchen?

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        Who said anything about a kitchen?

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          You guys don’t have black lights in your kitchens?

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            You guys only use stoves in a kitchen?

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              You guys have a kitchen?

              • recycle_me_please@sh.itjust.works
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                You guys pee?

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                  Only in the kitchen

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            Right? Otherwise, how do you know if you got all the pee cleaned up?

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      The “tomatoes” gotta grow groceries so expensive!

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        Ah right, “”“tomatoes”“”

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    It wants to be let outside.

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