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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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ATLANTA—Saying the novelty decoration would add the perfect touch to Halloween yard displays, the Home Depot announced Friday it had begun selling a new 12-foot-tall Willem Dafoe in stores nationwide. “October just got a whole lot spookier with our exclusive oversized Willem Dafoe ornament!” read the product’s promotional copy, which emphasized that the massive, high-density polyethylene […]

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    His face? Just remember to pull the pants all the way up…

    https://www.unilad.com/film-and-tv/news/willem-dafoe-antichrist-body-double-507163-20241022

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    If only.

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