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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago

My cat chewed on it...

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago
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    Clean the fluff out of the port!

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      If cleaning out the port with a stick still doesn’t work, try using a small amount of a high percentage isopropyl alcohol and a toothbrush to clean out the port. It’s done wonders for me.

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        Works for both phones and ears.

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