WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump and a motion-activated ghost decoration. “The president has done everything he can to find common ground with our historic ally, but the animatronic apparition refuses to cooperate,” said […]
Motion activated ghost was later arrested by ICE agents and deported to an undisclosed location in the land of the living.
An special tariffs were levied on Spirit Halloween store.