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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan???

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Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan???

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Valmond@lemmy.world
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    AI-Bania

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    So, is the leadership fucking stupid, or do they expect their voters to be fucking stupid?

    • L3ft_F13ld!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yes.

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      Albania was basically like North Korea until 91. The current leadership were born into an isolationist state.

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    What in the fuck does this even mean?

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      Dumb people believe everything they read on the internet.

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      My guess: they bought/implemented an ChatGPT subscription or AI agentic system for the party members, and they have a super weird way of announcing it… maybe to make it understandable to very non-technical people?

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      It means it’s a corrupt dictatorship.

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    Yeah, this one appears to be legit. Wonderful.

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world
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      https://indianexpress.com/article/world/albanias-ai-minister-pregnant-with-83-children-says-pm-edi-rama-10328543/

      I…don’t know what to say

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    My guesses:

    • A LLM is roleplaying as a pregnant minister.
    • A woman is “AI” minister and she’s pregnant, theres a typo and the government is publicly admitting corruption through nepotism.
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      A LLM is “working” as a minister. The government prenteds this pretend person to be the lifegiver of 83 others.

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        Bruh. No words. I was sarcastic.

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    First 5th world country 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

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    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/73Ii25cUyJc - he literally said that, I need to lay down

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      Can we talk about the second half where the guy’s proclaiming the benefit that when legislators miss sessions, the AI can tell them what they missed, and how they should respond??? Sounds wonderful. Let’s have our legislators getting orders from miss Edi Rama’s 83 slop-goblins.

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    It was already weird, stop making it weirder

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    Damn, Albania is really on the forefront of AI research nowadays, aren’t they?

    Apparently they figured out how to have sex with an AI girlfriend.

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    So she is having octogintatriplets, says le chat

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      Le chat is French for “the cat”!

      The more you knowwwwwww

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        It’s also what the chat in my name is from (my real name is a verb chatoyancy is related to).

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          Mr brightside is that you ?

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      That is a magnificent term. ChatGPT tells me bee queens lay 2000 eggs a day, or duomilluplets.

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        i think octoginta sounds more like a desease, like “oh no i forgot my octogintis meds” while milluplets sound like a fancy kind of pastry that used to be hyped on tik-tok or something.This is fun! The devil would probably father sescentisexagintasextuplets (leChat guesses) which sounds like a sexy spell to assemble a book shelf.

        …i should sleep

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    Nice to know the world has such amazing leaders. We will be alright! /s

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    someone translate it. i read it three times and I’m not sure I can understand it

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      My Interpretation is that they made ai assistants for each government official and then somehow got the weird idea to announce it like the woman who is the ai minister is giving birth to her ai children.

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        And the funny thing about the AI minister is that she is an AI.

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          That makes the comment slightly less weird, to be honest. Still weird, don’t get me wrong, but less so.

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          Oh… I somehow assumed the ai minister of a country would be a minister for ai instead of a llm with legislative powers 🫠 fuck this reality

          At least it makes the ai children comment less weird i guess

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            Executive, not legislative powers.

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              Does a minister have executive powers? Thought thats the chancellor / president / whoever has the final say if anything is actually to be actually done.

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                Executive branch is usually shared by ministers. President in many countries is only a representative and at most has legislative veto rights or something.

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                  To be fair, I trust AI more than humans. It will at worst, make random decisions, and not ones motivated by lobby money.

                  Albania is making an improvement…

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    i have no idea how i comprehend this. cannot compute.

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    Albanian sperm so strong it can get computer pregnant 💪 💪 💪 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱

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      Unironically, Albania’s flag goes way harder than it has any right to.

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      Now the question is, who fucked the computer?

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        Who let JD Vance out again?

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    I can’t believe I am saying this, but I would have preferred it presented as corporate “increasing productivity” speech

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