Typical Malkavian
My penis is bleeding. 😉
Alternatively: vampires who still don’t know how to use any slang that evolved after their own youth.
“I’m carrying this team like the beast with two backs”
“Never look a Trojan horse in the mouth”
“She was so mad her face launched a thousand ships”
“If circuses had bread, then the clowns wouldn’t eat lost children”
Laszlo Cravensworth
Literally can’t read that name without the voice.
gotta update that for some rizz and skibidi or something
Unhand me, rizzless jive-turkey!
Randall Munroe is a time traveler.
Don’t even have to click it to know which is it.
Randall Munroe is omnicient.
My eyes are bleeding
Morrissey: “please, please tell me why, a vampire bit me in the eye”.
You wretched muck-a-muck vagrant bedswerving bobolyne!
