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Another problem which can be solved by my penis.
That’s not the kind of oral habit I was bargaining for.
Don’t give them ideas!
Technically, they already do. Just slap a “protein!” sticker on it.
If we still wrote things down with pens someone will have put it in paper by now. As it is I’ll have to just wait for the screen protectors made out of protein ‘for that extra hit just when you need it’ to hit the shelves…or…protein pants…
So a slim jim?
heroin, but it’s got vitamins in it
Self-driving cigarettes with a built in chatbot.
Please sign in to Google tho.
Because lungs are 100% more effective at absorbing protein.
just smoke the lead straight already https://www.npr.org/2025/10/16/nx-s1-5576294/protein-powder-lead-consumer-reports
