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minus-squareNessaSola@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month ago“What? The two books of the bible aren’t John and Psalms?” -Some Christians I knew, practically
minus-squareCannonFodder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoMore like the EZ-Read abridged picture bible for 5-year-olds, if anything at all for many.
minus-squarenoodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-227 days agodon’t forget that one verse of Leviticus that forbids men to sleep with men. just don’t look too far in either direction or you’re going to read the parts about shellfish or mixed cloth!
“What? The two books of the bible aren’t John and Psalms?” -Some Christians I knew, practically
More like the EZ-Read abridged picture bible for 5-year-olds, if anything at all for many.
don’t forget that one verse of Leviticus that forbids men to sleep with men. just don’t look too far in either direction or you’re going to read the parts about shellfish or mixed cloth!