(For the rest of your life)
Pee comes out both ears
You can’t hold your nose farts any longer than you can hold your breath

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Fart through my ears. I can’t stand the feeling of water in my ears and I imagine piss isn’t much different.