Sean Dunn faced a single misdemeanor after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
      61·
      30 days ago

      Was it the sandwich itself, or the mustard and onions? I’m not clear on where their fear lies. PB&J, foot long subs, open face grilled cheese… we need to know the optimal offensive here. Eh, just bring a variety, and whatever doesn’t make them cower can be lunch.

  • NOT_RICK@lemmy.worldEnglish
    25·
    30 days ago

    “This case, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich,”

    Absurdity is to fascists what garlic is to vampires.

      • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
        4·
        30 days ago

        Unfortunately the sandwich didn’t survive. But if they could ask it, the assumed response would have been “KERSPLAT”.

        • Rhaedas@fedia.io
          4·
          30 days ago

          Seems more of a “thump”, since it didn’t come open as the agent lied it did. Also, it certainly survived. Still wrapped, seems good enough to eat still. Doesn’t even need a 5 second rule.

  • BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz
    5·
    30 days ago

    This is ABSURD! If we Allow THIS to happen MORE PEOPLE will TEAR GAS CHILDREN KIDNAP CHILDREN SHOOT PASTORS IN THE FACE Throw SANDWICHES at Officers!