• crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
    152·
    1か月前

    Looking stupid af in these fake glasses!!! Like why would anyone want to buy these lol

    • Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.caEnglish
      131·
      29日前

      This is a new low. Stretch marks gone and all that stomach fat disappeared with no hanging skin. Suuuuuuure Birdie. Sure. Also… Don’t forget you were on TV in that red dress… This is NOT your real body. Seek help girl.

    • Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.caEnglish
      131·
      29日前

      I will also add… Losing weight causes more hanging skin and it doesn’t make your frame smaller lol. Dense

      • Poofluencers@lemmy.caEnglish
        141·
        29日前

        There is a lot of dense going around. Normalize not bouncing back but show unrealistic versions of mothering, poreless skin and fake hair?! I don’t get it.

        • Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.caEnglish
          131·
          29日前

          What a dumb comment… Bouncing back? She’s completely filtered out her stretch marks lmfao. She has very wide deep ones too…

    • facialSwelling@lemmy.ca
      161·
      29日前

      Good Lord, have you seen the stories #thebirdspapaya just posted about having loose skin, stretch marks and being on the “red carpet”? Does Sarah Nicole Landry think she’s a “red carpet hero” for women aged 40 who have popped out a couple of kids? She thinks she’s groundbreaking and extraordinary… “stretch marks and loose skin didn’t limit my opportunities”. Of course, they didn’t. Many trailblazing women before you cleared the way. How? They had talent and skill, and they earned their moments of celebration. Then they showed up to those celebrations as human beings, with normal bodies.

      Dumb-dum, your body and your manipulation skills GAVE you your red carpet opportunities. You never had these opportunities before because you NEVER worked for them or worked towards anything. Sarah, please don’t forget you didn’t earn these opportunities based on merit. You aren’t on the red carpet (for a direct-to-streaming B movie) because you have talent or skills. You are there because you made your perceived limitations into a cash grab. You played with people’s self-esteem by drawing attention to what you decided were flaws. You positioned yourself as the unicorn who magically overcame self-esteem challenges. You found the secret sauce and sold it with a skin-covered cup and a Knix bra.

      I wish The Birds Papaya followers, supporters and the idiotic media that applauded her had a sense of history or the ability to think for themselves, because Jane Mansfield, Lana Turner, Bette and Joan, Liza, Marilyn, Sophia Loren and many other REAL STARS would like a word with the Bird. Why? Sarah’s not broken any ground. She’s not a first to anything. Most importantly, I think Hattie McDaniel would like a word. Sarah obviously doesn’t know who Hattie McDaniel is… Hattie was an Oscar-winning actress, and in 1940, she wasn’t allowed to walk the red carpet (use the main entrance) at the Academy Award ceremony because the venue had a “no blacks” policy. Gone with the Wind producer David O. Selznick had to call in a special favour with the hotel management just for McDaniel to be allowed into the building at all. Even though Hattie was allowed to attend, she was required to enter through a different entrance and sit at a small, isolated table at the back of the room, separated from her white co-stars, including Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh.

      @thebirdspapaya should take note. Be a little humble. She’s not an actor, producer, or crew member. She contributed nothing to the film she “walked the red carpet” for. She’s a glitch in the marketing matrix. Sarah Nicole Landry walked the red carpet because she lied and manipulated better than others. Perhaps the talented icons listed here never made a massive deal about stretch marks, loose skin, and softer bellies because they genuinely liked themselves. And unlike Sarah, they fought against discrimination and limitations. Ms. McDaniel fought it all.

      Sarah is such a fucking narcissist. Can she ever make anything about anyone else!!! What’s the movie about?? FFS.

      • Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.caEnglish
        121·
        29日前

        I would lvoe for #appletv to see this. Nothing about the movie… Only about her and her body. Cringe #cancelthebirdspapaya #sarahnicolelandry

      • Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.caEnglish
        141·
        29日前

        Wow… She’s really setting womanhood back with this. Who ever let stretch marks stop them? Like what??? Not to mention the above photos of her in that bikini with those amazing stretch marks filtered right off. She’s a head case. Someone stop her.

      • Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca
        131·
        29日前

        Ugh. Obsessed with her own body, when nobody else is. Nobody shows up to a red carpet with people talking about stretch marks UNDER their outfit. Get over it. Hilarious that she preaches self love, with a face full of glam make up for a family movie. Come back and make a post when you’re brave enough to show up like Pamela Anderson. Until that time, word vomit about a self loving trailblazer cosplay.

      • MoonChild@lemmy.caOPM
        101·
        29日前

        This is so well stated and beautifully crafted. Thank you. I think Elizabeth Taylor had many more ebbs and flows with her weight than this charlatan and more talent in her pinkie fingernail. The women cited are real women with incredible talent and this one walks around claiming she’s changed the world - it’s shameful.

    • Daisymay22@lemmy.ca
      13·
      28日前

      Why is she in a bra and sweats with sunglasses on her head?!? Then still has them on in the eagles shirt post, so she literally pulled a shirt on over her head with them on. What a weirdo.

      • FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca
        11·
        28日前

        Spent the day shopping to buy her kids off. Trying hard in her bathroom to con people into buying these sweatpants that are fugly.

        • MoonChild@lemmy.caOPM
          10·
          28日前

          She was out shopping all day while the little one was home sick - without her mother - again?

  • MoonChild@lemmy.caOPM
    12·
    1か月前

    Iconic af? She wants to be cool so badly but she’s always the one who tries too hard and everyone just rolls their eyes.

  • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
    141·
    29日前

    YIKES. Can’t believe she ditched her sick kid after a week away for THIS. She should be ashamed of herself but we all know she thinks she deserves to be gone every day of the week so 🤷🏻‍♀️ terrible mother, terrible spouse, terrible person. How she’s applauded is beyond me.

  • MoonChild@lemmy.caOPM
    131·
    1か月前

    She’s looking rough! The glasses aren’t really doing their job to hide her face. She almost looks like she had a few the night before - we know she needs to fit in so I could see her giving up the ‘sober’ life. I remember someone on Reddit said they came across her during her drinking days and she’s a little bit sloppy.

    • facialSwelling@lemmy.ca
      161·
      1か月前

      Since Traitors Canada aired her real face and body, her family might be on a downvoting, misinformation, and manipulation spree. It makes me chuckle to imagine Shane and Papa Papaya plotting ways to protect their princess and justify her outright lies. Her father’s Facebook post about his daughter’s many faces is really telling. This family behave like a bunch of scammers and grifters. #traitorsCanada #thebirdspapaya #papapapaya

      • gossipgirl13@lemmy.ca
        131·
        1か月前

        One of them is on Reddit telling a woman he has her on Snapchat and would love to interact more. Wonder if it’s #ShaneLandry or #papapapaya 🤔

    • MoonChild@lemmy.caOPM
      13·
      1か月前

      If the whole, being famous, thing doesn’t work out this is where her page is headed. I think she’s been avoiding it so she doesn’t come off as - too old - for the spotlight!

      • facialSwelling@lemmy.ca
        131·
        1か月前

        She’s 100% headed this way. Her pals Tracy Moore, Cheryl Hicky and Meredith Shaw have all jumped on board the perimenopause hustle. Perimenopause and menopause are the new “let’s use women’s health to fleece them” scam, I’m sure Joanna at Knix is brewing up a campaign as we speak.

    • MoonChild@lemmy.caOPM
      11·
      1か月前

      I like this take. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It’s not new but Big Bird can’t wrap her mind around it

    • Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca
      15·
      1か月前

      She made 3 more stories about it. She sure does seem bothered that man only finds the stretch marks on his wife attractive and not on her. She wants everyone’s husbands to find her attractive, i guess. She’s 41, it’s time to decenter the male gaze. wtf do you even care? By trying to convince us she doesn’t care, it’s very obvious she does.

    • Poofluencers@lemmy.caEnglish
      14·
      1か月前

      Looking for engagement! She’s sad her latest London post only got 150 comments. It’s really obvious she needs this trips and red carpets to hit well from an engagement perspective. She plans posts to come all at once. Poor birdshit and her hard years 🙄

      • GumboYaYa@lemmy.caEnglish
        7·
        1か月前

        She treats trips like a company’s sending her on a vacation to play dress up. All of her after thoughts and even content is just about her, pictures of her or a croissant or some other gluten free shit she ate.

        • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
          7·
          1か月前

          Such a good point! I truly don’t know why companies keep sending her on free trips, she does NOTHING to showcase the reason she’s actually there. Like you said it’s all about hair and makeup and her new dress and the food she ate.

    • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
      141·
      1か月前

      This is such a great take from the commenter, too bad she doesn’t realize that. Not everyone has to love everything or think everyone is beautiful/handsome, etc. She can never accept a reasonable take, she always thinks it’s hate.

      And the person isn’t coming across as “crashing out” whatsoever. They actually seem pretty level headed 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • bunniculamonroe@lemmy.ca
      13·
      1か月前

      I agreed with him until the “women are so weak and emotionally unstable” part. It showed his misogyny and added nothing to the conversation. It actually weakened the point he was trying to make.

  • MoonChild@lemmy.caOPM
    131·
    1か月前

    Who was this story for with the TMI? Okay, you lost the cup (weird) but to say she had to check? No, just no!

    • Glowpop@lemmy.ca
      13·
      1か月前

      These glasses are so incredibly stupid and look DUMB AS HELL on her, there is no way she wears them when she is not filming or taking a picture of herself. No way in hell is she driving around town while wearing these gigantic magoo goggles. Anything for an affiliate link though, I guess!