http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fish-3
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This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it’s good to be prepared for all circumstances.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fish-3
This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it’s good to be prepared for all circumstances.

This doesn’t work. A second after he receives money, his neighbour receives all of his money, then the neighbour’s second box also triggers and again gives the neighbour all of his money, which is now 0. The amount of money in the system cannot exceed what was in it to start with - logician my arse.
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