Is that a mirror underneath?

Now you know why some British people call diarrhea “the trots”

I will never get off my high horse.

This is horseshit crazy

I, good sir, do not shit like mere humans. I sit upon my gilded high horse who does the shitting for me.

Catherine the Great is coming for tea.

To compensate for your AVERAGE FOR THE TIME height

You need something appropriate for the new toilet seat that plays music when you open it.