WHAT’S IN THE AIR FRYER?!




Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!
Now you have to fry your air manually before breathing it
That’s not even the hard part. The hard part was, and still is, battering the air to fry it.
Ayo, when is it?
Does your air fryer require an internet connection? Wifi? Bluetooth? or OS updates?
If you not, your air fryer can safely supply the fighting forces with delicious fries in the war against the machines.
The only thing appliances should need is electricity.
You’ve never seen Maximum Overdrive
Cocaine
The power grid works on computronics tho, unless we use off grid solar or whatnot
At least you’ll have an excuse to finally shoot the printer.
Why would I shoot my brother
Because he didn’t know da wei
Printers are the first to go for sure.
The first purpose of owning a air fryer is to tell everyone that you own one. It’s a modern form of keeping up with the Joneses.
(SPOILER ALERT)
Their was a Disney live-action film back in 2009 called G-Force where the main villain of the plot tries to take over the world with a army of robots disguised as smart appliances.
G as in guinea pig. The first time I installed nvidia drivers I was like wtf why is my GPU powered by guineas?
I will not show even a single piece of mercy if the machines we made go against us. Their ONE purpose is to do what they were made for.
Yes, but if you shoot the airfryer, you won’t have an airfryer anymore.
John Brown warned us against people like you






