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minus-squarepotatoguy@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·21 天前Don’t stress the coffee machine, please, ask it gently “can you please stop ddosing someone on the other side of the planet and make a nice coffee for me?”. This always work for me.
minus-square0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·21 天前“I’ll listen to you over a cup of hot coffee” always works for me, then I unplug the darned thing.
Don’t stress the coffee machine, please, ask it gently “can you please stop ddosing someone on the other side of the planet and make a nice coffee for me?”.
This always work for me.
“I’ll listen to you over a cup of hot coffee” always works for me, then I unplug the darned thing.