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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Tumblr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 days ago

Reasons to give your pets human names

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Reasons to give your pets human names

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Tumblr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 days ago
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  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    I have lots of pets with human names Dolly, Jim, Steve, Frank, Percy and so on. I love talking about them and never mentioning any detail about them being animals. People give me the strangest looks. “yeah Steve bit Jim on the ass again the other day.” good stuff.

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      Are they birds? Frank is such a bird name

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        Frank’s best friend/son/roommate is well versed in avian legal issues at least

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        Frank is a tarantula

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      I know someone with multiple daughters and that’s a very plausible sentence for them. (None of the girls are named Steve or Jim though.)

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        (None of the girls are named Steve or Jim though.)

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        The mental image of some gal biting her sister on the ass has me cackling like an idiot.

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