Epstein Victim Describes His ‘Deformed’ Fruit-Shaped Penis
www.thedailybeast.com
The convicted sex offender walked off a 2009 deposition when he was asked about his manhood.
  • BeefandSquints@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    16 days ago

    I don’t know, I really know nothing of Epstein’s personality, but Elon and Trump are clearly wildly insecure, and it’s not their bank accounts making them that way.

    • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      16 days ago

      I’m just saying - Trump and Elon and Epstine and Hitler all have fucked up dicks? These aren’t just normal rich or powerful people - they are people who lots and lots of people hate.

      And it seems weird that here on lemmy, home of “there is literally nothing you can do to get ahead in life, it is all chance and nepotism” would seem to also claim that the only thing which can seemingly reliably give you sufficient will to claim power is… insecurity about having a weird dick.

      Thus, we are left with two possible conclusions:

      1. The global elite have a significantly higher rate of genetic abnormalities driving penile deformation, to the point where a significant portion of those who turn out especially powerful and shitty have deformed dicks.
      2. The claims are exaggerated. The rich and powerful can be gigantic shits even without the excuse of a deformed dick. And we can make fun of their obvious insecurities even if their dick is totally normal.
      • BeefandSquints@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        1·
        15 days ago

        It’s just makes sense though, did you ever know anyone with a small or weird dick in high school? It just does something ugly to a personality. Truly, I love my dick and it has brought me a lot of pleasure and connection on many levels. I don’t think I’d be a monster if I had a weird little one, but I could imagine a world where it would make me much less happy than I am today. Obviously, this is all anecdotal and means nothing to the larger picture, I’m just saying, I could see it.

        • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          15 days ago

          Sure, it makes sense in that particular way. But statistically, it is very weird, which makes it fail my sniff test.