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minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoYou also pull up your pants before washing your hands. If I were a germophobe, I’d be terrified of the two spots I grab to pull my pants up after pooping.
minus-squareJandroDelSol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoare… are you getting poop on your pants???
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoAre you getting poop on your hands? I’m not, but I still wash my hands after.
minus-squareJandroDelSol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agookay but my hands go near my butthole when I wipe. the sides of my pants aren’t anywhere neat that? I’m confused why a germaphobe would care
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-24 months agoHands go near butthole. Hands now unclean. Unwashed hands grab sides of pants. Pants now unclean. Wash hands. Pants still unclean. The part you’re missing is the irrational part: the instant and binary transfer of unclean-ness on contact.
minus-squareChamomile 🐑 @ANE 2026@furry.engineerlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months ago@humorlessrepost @The_Picard_Maneuver I’m a germaphobe and yes this is literally true.
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoFinger 2 & 3: poop. Fingers 1, 4 & 5: trousers.
minus-squareRolder@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoI sure hope people aren’t going to the sink with their pants still around their ankles
You also pull up your pants before washing your hands. If I were a germophobe, I’d be terrified of the two spots I grab to pull my pants up after pooping.
are… are you getting poop on your pants???
Are you getting poop on your hands? I’m not, but I still wash my hands after.
okay but my hands go near my butthole when I wipe. the sides of my pants aren’t anywhere neat that? I’m confused why a germaphobe would care
Hands go near butthole. Hands now unclean. Unwashed hands grab sides of pants. Pants now unclean. Wash hands. Pants still unclean.
The part you’re missing is the irrational part: the instant and binary transfer of unclean-ness on contact.
@humorlessrepost @The_Picard_Maneuver I’m a germaphobe and yes this is literally true.
Finger 2 & 3: poop.
Fingers 1, 4 & 5: trousers.
I sure hope people aren’t going to the sink with their pants still around their ankles