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LiamTheBox@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon tries programming in Java

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Anon tries programming in Java

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LiamTheBox@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I also think Java is shit, but if you manage to get a NullPointerException while writing a hello world program, maybe anon is just not cut out for computers?

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      I always loved that Java has a NullPointerException but doesn’t have the concept of pointers in the language (only references).

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        That is because they planed to add pointers and then gave up.

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          I can’t tell if you are making a joke but I can believe it could happen if it’s Java

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          I mean… they have them. And unsafe. You’re just not supposed to use them

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        C# has NullReferenceException and it actually makes sense.

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