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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago
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  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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    Bitch in a ditch

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      If only

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    Trump on a dump

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    All the pedos in the meadow

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    Man who tried and failed to imprison his political opponents because he tried staff a critical DOJ role with home owner’s insurance attorney, on a prairie.

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    Nonce on jaunts

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Felon in a Field?

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    Trumpkin ready to give a blumpkin?

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    Trump in a Dump

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    Pedo in a meadow

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      I think we found the winner

    • Railcar8095@lemmy.world
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      I thought Pedo on a Prado, but that doesn’t work in English

      • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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        Pedo in a meadow flows better in American English where they say ped-oh. The British version doesn’t flow as well in this example but is generally superior for shouting at someone. For example, if Trump had been allowed to see the public when visiting the UK you would hear “Fucking peee-doooh!”

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          The nuances of American/British/Aussie/Canadian English are lost to me, but thanks for the explanation.

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            Maps without NZ spotted

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      Paedo in a lea, tho’

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    Pedo in a meadow

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      Pehdow in a meadow? Pedo in a meedow?

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        “Pehdow”. Yall spell it “paedo” ;)

    • blackstampede@sh.itjust.works
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      It took me about 2 seconds to figure this out. Came to the comments to make sure.

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      I was thinking “dumbass in tall grass” but I think I like yours better.

    • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
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      Wouldn’t it have to be peddo not pedo, like a freddo

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        The other explanation is right but what’s freddo?

        • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
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          A chocolate bar with caramel inside on the shape of a frog, it’s price often used as a way to contextualise inflation, like how a banana is for scale.

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        In America, pedo and meadow rhyme. We use a short e in pedo.

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      Best one.

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      This one is a great litmus test for the British

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    fascist in a field?

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    Huh. I pronounce it pee-doh.

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      I can’t say that I like or agree with English English 100% of the time, but pedo and nonce just feel right and it’s a shame America doesn’t agree.

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    Bastard in a Pasture

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      Winner!!!

      Edit: nvm, saw pedo in a meadow steals back gold medal

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    deleted by creator

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    President at his residence?

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