entire hog carcass

Oh no, you’re getting select cuts of offal and skin and water retention agents.

For at least a few decades, I’ve been hearing complaints about American city planning intentionally excluding people who choose to, or can do nothing but, walk. Making it mandatory to arrive via automobile, that’s what they’re complaining about.

The first I’d heard of this was a rich area in socal being completely inaccessible to the homeless because it was rimmed entirely by freeways. No way to leave or enter safely without a car and few groceries just outside. A local food desert. Or a food fort

With that said, half of MetLife’s exterior is walkable, according to some maps. A long walk around a freeway is part of it. I’m not a fan of an extra 10 minutes of walking with industrial scenery but it seems fine enough

Are you hot or pleasantly weird looking and willing to be contemptible to a fostered audience of millions? And do you have a few hundred thousand dollars to burn?

“In this box, you’ll find the trauma. And in this box, the generational trauma. And- *smack* pay attention when I’m explaining. QUIET YOUR SHRIEKING Or I’ll have to repeat myself. And in this one-“

Do not give the Pauls attention. They became mainstream by hiring a pr firm to help spread the understanding that they are pieces of shit. Now they make millions off of the notoriety. Any attention is good attention for them.

The ones that piss me off are the ones that require you to acknowledge them with a button press.

Don’t give the Pauls any attention, their brand hinges upon being highly visible heels, so any attention is a net positive. They got their start by hiring a PR firm to spread the idea that they are pieces of shit. Now they’re making millions off of society’s collected hate.

Are the bots testing currently? It just seems like the silliest, least consequential nonsense being posted by them

You nailed my current distro like an unattended canine in front of a cheap restaurant!

Damn. Were I a politician doing something like that, I’d be terrified of being lit on fire. It is utterly bizarre how little these folks fear being lit on fire.

I legitimately thought they were a Jewish vagrant and a barely sane mma enthusiast. It’s taken me years, but I’ve finally unhooked myself from mainstream pop culture. Whew! Thanks, lemmy!

Just grilled beside the meat burgers at like 650ish. I’d never choose to eat it again, personally. Not just because of the texture, but the salt. I can’t use my salted burger spice mixes on a patty so pre-laden with salt. I usually make mushroom burgers instead. Certainly better for my blood pressure

I can’t eat bread anymore, but the egg wash on that dog’s face would inevitably compel me to take a bite. That’s a good looking dog face

I sound like someone who enjoys writing hyperbole.

But to continue the bit a bit more, you sound like someone who serves subpar food near cherished pets.

impossible burger

I’d rather kick a dog to death than eat one of these monstrosities. A creamy center is the sort of debasement that no one deserves to experience in their burger. I understand that not everyone shares my opinion, and I can accept that they are so fundamentally wrong that they should not be considered human. It is not just acceptable, it is a moral imperative to excise these subhumans from the our cities.

Mushroom, red bean, and grain burgers are the right choice.

reuploaded their gif for you

I feel I need to be able to understand what a worthwhile prank looks like to you, in order to understand what you mean by that

That makes much more sense. They all just seemed so calm that I couldn’t figure them out. Very little of the “HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” I know of them.

Okay, I thought these were one-off pictures a few years ago but they’ve definitely persisted. Are people keeping opossums as pets??

Big bird’s mouth is one of like 3 hard surfaces on a muppet’s body. Everyone has the eyes, but big bird has a stiff, hunter’s peck. If I had more time, I’d write a snippet on it