By having yet another dream about falling into a blackhole
If Grant Morrison has taught me anything it is that we should all start masturbating at times like these
Use my distaff to rip it open wider, banishing death to wander between realities for all eternity. Duh.
Loom?!?
Utilising a McGuffin
Corporate America: … how can we weaponize this and turn a profit?
I’m going to cop a squat and start shumming and not stop until it’s fixed.
I’ve got a tube of JB Weld. That’ll do the trick
Why fix it?
Well, I’ve got duct tape, an anvil, bubblegum, a diesel generator, some pennies, salt and vinegar potato chips, and I’ve been watching a lot of Macguyver, so I’m sure we can rig something up.
This was caused by mathematics, it must be solved by mathematics:
Take the Euler identity and raise it to TREE(3), divide by all prime numbers, and finally integrate Pi over all elliptical surfaces.
Temporal crochet
Makes me think of the loom of destiny
picks up a roll of gaffer tape time to get to work I guess?
