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You are now a steel rebar in a reinforced concrete building
Done, enjoy your new life as a servitor
COMPLIANCE
Congrats, you are now a refrigerator
That’s cold.
Granted. You’ve been stabbed. Embrace the knife as your soul leaves your body.
Thulsa Doom kills your parents
You did not specify stainless steel so you begin to rust almost immediately.
Man, you’re a shitty commenter.
EDIT: For the ones not getting where this came from, it’s a joke about their username.
Sorry, never played this before, but thanks for being a cunt about it!
It was a joke about your username.
Then I apologize.
Relevant Username twofer
Praise the Omnissiah
You are now Theon Greyjoy
You are now a sentient RSJ.





