Bitch get overrrr yourself and be so for real 🤡

I mean… That’s not a flex
Replying to a comment in 6 mins? She has no life
She paid for that comment to be written because she looks nothing like Mandy Moore, and is just trying to get attention.
Literally looks nothing like Mandy Moore lol
Elysha with an E likes to kiss ass. Sarah looks NOTHING like Mandy Moore

That user also likes to exploit her kids to strangers. Saw her entire profile, kids, and can find out exactly where she lives from what she posts. No wonder she drools over bird. Same brain cells, or lack-thereof
Wow identical! 🤪
Gets told all the time just like getting told all the time she has an amazing jawline 🙄
@facialSwelling@lemmy.ca killing it again with the perfect shots 👌🏼
Thank you! Sarah makes it easy #thebirdspapaya #filters


Perfect!
She’s ventured back into MJ filtering territory! All I can hear when I see this pic is her on the beach in Bahamas telling the other women it’s all about creating triangles. She’s really lost the plot.

😆 There’s not a single feature that matches…
Now that’s a load of shit.
3 minute bird nest hair. 10/10 🤡


Hahaha. What a fail. 2 days and look at that engagement. Huge mistake on their part. Birdshit is done
That’s brutal!
They clearly turned off commenting after the first post did terribly
Commenting is still open. It just has none lol

Interesting revelation- I don’t think she took the time to reflect
this shocked me but also not shocked me? Haha. Bet the therapist gave her some hard truths about her online persona and she couldn’t accept it of course.
I was thinking the same thing
I’m laughing at this. She has no style, her body is melting and her hair extensions look like a bulky, greasy mess.






Disaster head to toe.
Jesus the jowls are jowling. All this time and effort spent filtering and lying, and hiding and posing. Just go under the knife! She can well afford it 🤷🏻♀️
This is what makes me mad, all of her lies can afford her the surgery I want… bitch!
Embarrassing
The long, dark root is an interesting choice.

This is her real face as seen on network television.
Damn. She even photoshops her hairline. Girl, just get it lasered because at this point it’s pathetic.
Big ol square head
L7 weenie
Sunglasses doing nothing for that big nose and dumbo ears.

This was definitely a choice!
Embarrassed for her. That side boob isn’t siding…
Nope! It’s sliding!
I’m so embarrassed for her. It’s a train wreck.
The more I see it the more tragic it gets
This looks like it used to be a different dress and she just tried to cut it into another style. Like how people would make tshirts into tank tops in the early 2000’s
Someone is down voting hard today.
I always wonder what they think downvoting is going to accomplish.
Probably assumes everyone is as insecure as she is and will care. It’s kind of hilarious. Can you imagine an actual busy, famous person hanging out in reddit/gossip sites downvoting comments day after day? 😆
Somebody that doesn’t have a #bigbossgirl job, like they claim they do
THE NECK. I’M DYING

That’s not the same neck people see on The Traitors every Tuesday night!
This is the neck


Here’s another neck shot
Fingers crossed Venus and Coco go after her tonight 🤞🏻

Everything is crossed!
I know the answer.
How do you know?! 👀
I’m watching a Halifax stream 😆 airs 1 hr early
Of course! 🤣 She never gets big cheers when she shows up to bfast!
That god awful pink dress! Was that her black underwear showing at the back?
Might be her mic or her tights. Worst outfit yet, maybe?! I know I don’t like her, so I’m going to think she looks like an idiot but her round table outfits silly. On the last season Lauren looked fun and Lauren’s profession is fashion so it made sense for her to be creative. But Bird just looks like she’s trying way too hard.
The way she lies to herself

Another bathroom bathing suit reel. Zzz zzz The way she filters her own stretch marks off her body but says “here for the girls”
And where did her fupa flap go? Losing weight only makes it worse, not make it tighten up and dissappear
Arrogant smug bitch
Sorry to break it to you. If you’ve lost this much weight, 2x in your life, especially at this age, your apron belly just doesn’t magically disappear. Your skin doesn’t have this kind of elasticity, even if you pretend you work out or have a personal trainer. You’ve either had procedures and/or filters.
Especially at 40.
Exactly!
100% filters. It’ll make a comeback later when she needs it for content. Same with her cellulite, I guess.
Imagine putting on a bikini in the winter just to go film a video like this in your bathroom lol. It’s embarassing. Like this is literally what she does in her big career job??
Again, her poor kids
Umm, I don’t believe that for a minute!
No bra and nips “for the girls”

A very accurate shirt.
The shirt tells the truth more than she does
The artist 🧑🎨 did Fallon dirty 💀

Lmaooooo wtf. Fallon is very pretty too, this is awful.
Jealousy?
Hahahahahahahaha I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣 if you’re able to watch her story this morning you’ll hear that dusty smelly husband of hers hacking and gagging LOUDLY in the background. Like why post this???

Also the stains on this new couch. I guess they don’t need to take care of shit when they don’t have to pay for anything.

Who are the absolute weirdos that want to watch this child dance around every day and why is this idiot catering to them? Gross.
That’s embarassing. I’d never post a video if something like that was in the background, like she could’ve done without posting this video of the same morning ritual for the 100th time
Pump Up The Phlegm 🎵
Riveting nontent

ED classics. I used to curb the hunger pains with a spoonful too. She’s fucked.
Exactly this! (I did the same)
I can’t watch her eat. Why does she always stick her tounge out?
Does she suck on the spoon? I can’t handle watching her anymore.
Just shoved it in her mouth and walked off camera like she is some kind of hero! It was weird and pointless. She looked like maybe she was even questioning wtf she was doing.

I wonder what her IQ is?
2
Generous 😂😂
Extremely generous!
The most pointless content shoved beeteeen all her freebies of the day
Such nontent. This and the picture she posts of the PC brand candy cane ice cream. I guess she does it because she thinks her Canadiana is a a cool flex or something to Americans, but when fellow Ontarians/Canadians see it, it is just so lame and embarassing. A tub of ice cream I pass by in stores every single day. Cooooooooooool.
This tool knows all about seeking attention for hits of dopamine. The accusations are real rich coming from her.

She looks nothing like she does on traitors… But everyone else on traitors looks themselves, interesting.
She’s literally ranting about what she does. It’s insane.
What was up with her jaw slinging ❄️ during this whole weird rant
Ya that was crazy. I noticed that too.
It wouldn’t surprise me. ❄️👃🏼
Can abusing ADHD meds have that effect?
Imagine talking about men seeking attention when it’s literally exactly what she’s doing with her posts
Only this woman would have me defending men 😂
Also filtering herself to look like a teenager 🙄
Are they sharing the same singular brain cell?


They are both beyond basic.

