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slothrop@lemmy.ca to 2meirl4meirl@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days ago

I Can Still Cut My Own Toenails

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I Can Still Cut My Own Toenails

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to 2meirl4meirl@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Thanks for the reminder, I need to get some more glow in the dark lube…

    • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Glow lube is the best.

  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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    You actually do glow very faintly! Not enough to be visible to the naked eye, but enough that we can detect it using sensors.

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      I’m embroidering this on a throw pillow.

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    This is just a misinformed person. The crack in the glow stick comes from breaking a glass vial inside the stick. The glowing comes from the fact that the plastic tube contains one chemical and the glass vial contains another, and they react to create a glow.

    So all you need is to inject some chemicals!

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      Try chemicals today! Don’t believe us? Just ask this satisfied customer:

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    Had this saved to my important images folder

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      That looks like crap AI slop !

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    Yeah but can you put your lace up shoes on while standing up?

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