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I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Shitcam, is in fact, GNU/Shitcam, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Shitcam.
Wait, this technology wasn’t an onion article or a fever dream? WTF Kohler, how much money did you waste on this tech and supporting infrastructure?!
I will never be surprised by insecure IoT devices.
The S in IoT stands for security
Lol perfect, I like that.
The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.
Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.
Jokes on the intern?
Literally using people’s shit to train their shit AI.
No shit.
End to end to end. That’s 50% more ends so it has to be safer.
Why does anyone even need a camera in their toilets?
From a dog’s perspective that lives in an urban area, this makes perfect sense. Humans are fascinated with poop, collected in bags, and stored in the park bins. Why wouldn’t they put cameras in their toilets?
Alright, I’ll do it.
Why are we looking at this from a dogs perspective?
Because human experience alone is too dull for a being existing in a vast universe with trillions of stars. Slip on the metaphysical shoes of some other creature every now and then and marvel how utterly alien human existence actually is. And we’re just one tiny wet rock, spinning around an unremarkable star, in an out of the way spiral arm of an unremarkable galaxy among an endless sea of pinpoints of light.
I disagree with all of what you said, but I like the way you think.
Carry on, but like a cat would.
🫡 Meow.
Content creation for an entire Pornhub tab.
Sometimes this timeline is too absurd not to love a little bit
I pray everyday that someone sneaks up behind me and hits my head with a large hammer
Im always watching the lamps just in case.
Feels like we’ve landed in an episode of Brasseye
What the fuck are we doing as humanity
Nothing productive, just making $$ off rubes.
Storing petabytes of shit photos on coal burning servers cooled by drinking water.
Because a guy in a black turtleneck told us to.
Wait, it stores it?
I thought it forwards my shit pictures to my enemies.
Why just pictures?
I think another type of device is necessary here.
Camera toilet? For shitting with your boyfriend/girlfriend together.
Co-op or PvP?
PvP, obviously.
FFA
Co-op
Competitive Ranked PvP with time-eroding leaderboards
What a shitty design.
Anyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection
Only a matter of time before the Kohler Miracle occurs, a magnificent turd in the shape of the Virgin Mary.
Its even worse, its a smart attachment for any existing toilet
So is it any wonder that people are afraid of technology?
