Or you could just download more RAM!
Helldivers 2’s new beta client is 24GB (current client: 150+GB).
So, I’ve at least had a chance to download more hard drive space
is it a joke websitE?
Nope, just download more ram.
Yes
Sure is :)
I would downsize my RAM before giving up my cat. My cat warms my lap directly which is more efficient than warming the room with the PC.
I had to look it up because I didn’t believe y’all.
$755 for 64GB DDR5.
I thought I had DDR5 but I guess it’s just DDR4 according to my motherboard.
Mother fucker. I could have gotten it for $200 a year ago. I’m at the point where I suggest we start taking ahem excessive action against AI companies.
In April I bought 2x32 GB sticks of DDR5 for a grand total of $227 at my local microcenter. That same product is $809 today! Outlandish!
That’s still less than RAM cost early 2000s, and why HP cases for workstations had beefy locks.
I think the shareholders will be doing that for us in the coming year.
What’s wrong with DDR4? It doesn’t seem like the price on that has changed for a good few years since I bought mine.
It’s not compatible with newer motherboards. Anybody with the last couple generations of computers can’t use it.
All of this has happened before, and it will happen again.
I expected someone selling their cat for ram
I’m sure there have been people who sold some catalytic converters that fell of a truck somewhere to buy RAM.
Hello, fellow Ed Zitron connoisseur.
No idea who that is
Yes, but the US fired regulators and neutered depts. Now that it’s a kleptocracy and price fixing is just considered good business.
insert femboys can be exchanged for goods and services meme
Goodbye precious
Cats aren’t animals, they’re robots. The reason they purr is because they have fans.
Instead of selling him, unscrew the 4 pentalobe screws to remove the stomach plate, which will then expose 2 torx T6 screws to remove the neck plate. This then exposes 3 of the 7 total torx T4 screws for the 3 frame pieces that need to be unscrewed to access the motherboard. Before accessing the motherboard, 6 Philips head screws must be unscrewed and the board then can be pulled out.
Unfortunately, most cats have soldered LPDDR5 RAM chips, and therefore can only be desoldered to extract the DRAM chips, although some models of cat sometimes do have upgradable ram, such as pre 2015 cats with standard SO-DIMM modules (usually 2 sticks from 2 to 4 GB each,) or rare high spec cats which tend to have LPCAMM modules instead (on average being 1 stick of 32gb or higher).
This is the 21st century version of A Modest Proposal. I love it.
Yeah, uh… I’ll have some of whatever this dude’s having.
I mean… my cat barely remembers that I feed him, and you expect me to believe there’s LPDDR5 in there?!? I think my first computer (a Commodore VIC-20 with 5 KB of RAM) was more powerful than my cat’s brain.
well if your cat is orange it only has one braincell… so that’s more of a CPU problem.
Nah, he’s black & white - I got him from Gateway… Well, the company that licensed the brand name from Acer a few years back, anyway.
ETA: Gateway was well known for their B&W cow-spotted branding on their boxes playing on the fact they were based out in the middle of midwest farm country.
When our cats sit together in the blanket basket I try to auction it to my wife as a luxury gift set.
Most she ever bids is like $75 USD. Good luck.
That better be a very expensive cat…
Selling my cat for expedited shipping!?!?! Yess
In my experience, obtaining a cat is free. Everyone is max 3 degrees of separation away from unwanted kittens.
Sometimes they just randomly show up at your door and tell you to let them in and feed them. Then you need to get a box for them to shit in. Next thing you know… you start shitting in a box too… because it’s time for your colon cancer screening.
Cats make terrible real estate. It’s hard to prove you own them when they keep wondering off
But you can also say “yeah this guy just kinda showed up, you can have him” and it’s believable
Problem is, I don’t think the cat would obey getting repossessed. They really do makethe worst value-carrying assets
Just train your cat to
robget it for freeThat will fetch many mewgabytes.
I hope this will eventually force people to write non-shitty software again.
