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minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·6 days agoYet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·5 days agoDoing the work of the people, you got my vote.
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·6 days agoFinally a politician who supports my interests.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·edit-25 days agoCop 1: * Bang Bang Bang! “We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.” Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.” *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!” Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure. *eats ass with gusto Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
minus-squarehunkyburrito@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·5 days agoIs it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoNormal if you are an American.
minus-squareThat Weird Vegan she/her@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-25 days agoi… just realised they WEREN’T shooting, because of your comment.
Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.
Finally a politician who supports my interests.
Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!
“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”
Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”
*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!”
Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.
*eats ass with gusto
Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
Normal if you are an American.
i… just realised they WEREN’T shooting, because of your comment.