Peace Participation Prize
Does he even qualify for that?
Not a fat Cheeto chance
The minimum qualification should be not having killed anyone
It’s the same thing you do with a 5 year old, when he’s upset about not winning. Have your own “prize” at home.
Aye, the participation medal the conservatives always cry about
No way this is real. I had to search for it in ddg. Oh my god. I got the biggest cringe attack I’ve ever had in this year so far. FIFA is really a professional bootlicker.
Next is me who wins and I’ll put that on my LinkedIn resume. This will elevate my chances overall…
he must have a really great ass to fit so many people in
And that’s after his massive head was already stuffed way up there.
The bribery bauble
It’s a piece prize. In remembrance of all the pieces of Venezuelan civilians he’s filled the Caribbean with.
Hence his statement hat the NFL had to rename to something other than football.
Yea, makes sense now. Trump literally does what the last person he speaks with asks him to do.
Its more pathetic than that. He takes on the point of view of the last person to blow sunshine up his ass.
Fuck fifa. Protest the world cup
The “Appeasing Dictators” award
“President of peace!” 🫲🍊🫱 “I’m starting a war with Venezuela!” “Who’s still talking about Jeff’s Epstein?” “I’m sending the troops!”
Nobel should award Obama the inaugural Nobel World Cup. Trump would absolutely lose his shit.
And thus ended the soccer wars, just like that.
So have all the soccer hooligans made up then?
It started the football wars though
I’m waiting to see how SNL makes fun of this. It already feels like satire.
I want them to 1 for 1 recreate the scene. No changes.
It only got a short mention by Colin Jost at the top of Weekend Update:
Trump has not yet won the Nobel Peace Prize, but he did win the equally prestigious Soccer Peace Prize.
FIFA actually invented a fake peace prize in Trump’s honor, and that’s why the trophy shows Trump’s gnarled hands dragging Earth into Hell.
He loves participation trophies. He honestly thinks it means he won.
Probably because it just happened. The president of FIFA made up this “prize” to kiss Trump’s ass.
And now he wants the NFL to stop using the word football.
This sounds entirely reasonable. American rugby is a much better name.
